HERO
You could be heroes!
Looking for an adventure? The time and space to be whoever you want to be?
Are you a giver? The kind of person who would like to have words like selfless, groundbreaking and innovative chanted at your funeral?
Do you have good genes?
Got 10 days to spend in a top secret space station?
You might be the perfect candidate for our life changing, corporate BS trainee scheme!
Join us! You won’t regret it.
The Small Print:
*You might regret it
*You won’t be paid
*You are just a guinea pig, a toy for us to play with
*We are the groundbreaking ones, you are a flaccid pawn
*10 days is a long time in space with one other person
*Our use for you is purely biological
*HERO stands for Human Enclosure Romance Optimisation, we will leave it to you to work out what that means. It might involve velcro, imagination, biscuits, nostrils, winking, rubber gloves…